miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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