I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
