So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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