Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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