No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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