I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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