margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wanna passion pit in your ass
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I FOUND THE LEGS
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
