We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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