oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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