so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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