i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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