I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
