i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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