I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
