how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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