this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I checked into jail on foursquare
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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