I think im going to throw up on grandma
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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