thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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