All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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