Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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