i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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