Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
