i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
