im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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