i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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