PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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