Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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