Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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