What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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