The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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