Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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