well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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