I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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