I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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