508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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