i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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