You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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