How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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