Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
i believe in u and ur pee
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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