what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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