who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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