Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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