Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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