that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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