Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My vagina is officially offended.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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