He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
why do cheetos always look like penises
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
