i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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