I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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