ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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