His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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